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Ever since the “National Enquirer” broke the story about the JOHN EDWARDS affair, we’ve been forced to at least LISTEN to what they say.  And this week, they’re saying that CINDY MCCAIN has been cheating on JOHN for at least a few years.  (???)
–My friends, this is what the “Enquirer” has to say . . .
–Multiple sources . . . all anonymous, of course . . . claim they’ve seen Cindy McCain at various concerts and sporting events over the years, in the company of a, quote, “long-haired man who resembles a washed-up ’80s rock musician.”
–And they’re not just companions.  Witnesses claim to have seen them cuddling, hugging and, quote, “kissing passionately” at these events . . . which include a MOODY BLUES CONCERT.  (???)
–The “Enquirer” even has supposed pictures of Cindy and this guy making out at the Tempe Music Festival in 2006.  (–The bill included Jeff Beck, the John Mayer Trio and Train, if it matters to you.)
–Here’s one of those pics.  It’s grainy, and you can’t really tell for sure that the woman is Cindy McCain.  But it could be . . .

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Do you want to hurt David Hasselhoff in the new video game “Pain”?  Well now you can.  To check out the trailor go to http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20235089,00.html

One Night Stand: Dress in gold or silver.  Use cardboard to make a table around your waste.  As with most of these the use of suspenders is encouraged.  Put a lamp shade on your head.   Decorate.

Bag of Jelly Beans: Dress yourself in a clear plastic garbage bag.  Fill with colored balloons.

Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Rain: Wear grey sweats covered in cotton ball clouds.  Shoot people with a squirt gun when they ask what you are.

Rotten Tooth Fairy: Dress like a tooth fairy but with everything dirty, torn and bent.

Santa Claus: Pretty self explanatory.  Cheap and easy just the way we like it.  For Dirty Santa follow the above Rotten Tooth Fairy directions.

Kissing Booth: Use cardboard to create a booth around your upper body.  Paint red and advertise.  Watch the kisses and tips you get.  Buy it at the store or copy it and save a bunch of money.

Gods Gift To Women: Once again use cardboard to create a box around your upper body with your head sticking out.  Decorate box like a present and put a label on it that says “From: God  To: Women”

Flower Pot: Cut the bottom out of a laundry basket and hang around your waste with suspenders.  Wear all green and put a flower around your head.

“Sexy” Anything: Ladies this is where you can go all out and make it at home.  Take any subject.  Cop, Nurse, Teacher, Starbucks Employee, Elf, and make it a little sexy.  You can buy basically all of these at the store for big bucks or make at home with what you have.

Sour Puss: For the truly lazy and last minute.  Ladies simply hang a lemon between your legs with string.

Trash Bag Vampire: For the truly cheap and last minute.  Wear a trash bag.  Put in some vampire teeth.  Go from there if you wish or wear just that.

Board Game: Buy your favorite board game.  We have seen everything from Twister and Operation to Sorry and Life.  Make a big board out of cardboard to wear.  Paint like the board game and attach the pieces.

More to come.  If you have any more suggestions please leave them in the comments.